(LAST NIGHT. MY APARTMENT)
Boyfriend: Hey, is that pudding still good?
Me: (takes it out, sniffs it, puts it back in refrigerator) Nope.
Boyfriend: Did you just put rotten pudding back in the fridge?
When you have determined that food in your fridge is no edible, it should go directly to the garbage. Also, if you pull a box out of the cupboard and it’s empty, that, too, goes in the garbage. Why is this so hard for me to remember?
Says the one who leaves empty soda boxes in the fridge.
Yes, Elliott, you must print this and put it on the goddamn fridge where you can see it every time you search for food.
Do people actually do...outside TV? I thought...shit only...